25 Jan 2007

Linking Dirty – Blackhat and Dirty.

The past few days I’ve been working on writing the new We Build Pages Theme Song 2007 (Looks like it’ll be a Link Ninja Song).

But I got sidetracked just now and reworded the White and Nerdy Song. Know that I’m not the blackhat this song is refering to – it’s all just in fun:

Linking Dirty – by The Dark Ninja

They see me linking’
My Viagra spam
I know they’re all thinking I’m so Linkin’ Dirty
Think I’m just too blackhat and Dirty
Think I’m just too blackhat and Dirty
Can’t you see I’m blackhat and Dirty
Look at me, I’m Mr. blackhat Linkin’ Dirty
I wanna roll with
The the White Hats
But so far they all think I’m too blackhat and Dirty
Think I’m just too blackhat and Dirty
Think I’m just too blackhat and Dirty
I’m just too blackhat and Dirty
Really really Black hat and Dirty.

First in my class here at IIT
Got skills, I’m a champion at css you can’t even see
MC (Matt Cutts) is my least favorite Google – e
Show me your network, Yo! Those are my brokers oh um de
My sites might get banned or #1, how contrary
It’s a secret that rankings aren’t very stationary.
All of my porn sites are really cherry
Page and Brin’s in my library
My MySpace page is all totally spammed out
Got people beggin’ for my top ten spaces
Yo, I know pi’s good to eat in many places
I’m seeking ton’s of links but I still wear pagerank round my neck
I order all of my sandwiches online with mayonnaise
I’m a whiz at Future Pagerank – I play most every days
Once you see my sweet MFA content you’re gonna stay amazed
My fingers’ movin’ so fast I’ll set the SERPS ablaze
There’s no auto link software I haven’t run
At blog spam, well I’m number one
Do website guestbooks just for fun
I ain’t got a nofollow but I got a edu on the run
Link Ninjas is my favorite theme song
I could throw you trackbacks like a game of ping pong
I’ll ace any SEO quiz you bring on
I’m fluent in Cloaking as well as Klingon

They see me cash my
My Adsense
I know in my heart they think I’m Black and Dirty
Think I’m just too blackhat and Dirty
Think I’m just too blackhat and Dirty
Can’t you see I’m blackhat and Dirty
Look at me, I’m blackhat and Dirty
I’d like to roll with
The the whitehats
Although it’s apparent I’m too black and Dirty
Think I’m just too blackhat and Dirty
Think I’m just too blackhat and Dirty
I’m just too black and Dirty
How’d I get so blackhat and Dirty

I’ve been browsin’, inspectin’
the loopholes, you know I collect ‘em
The links in my network, I must protect ‘em
My affiliate income never leaves me bored
Phishing online with paypal and ebay and banking  media
I write theWikipedia
I Moderate ODP really well
I can get you in right now if you throw money in my well.
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some cloaking, who do they call?
I do hidden text for ‘em all
Even made a MFA site with Whois of my dog
Yo, I got myself a link deal pack
From a third world country little sap.
Spend my nights trading links with other crap.
Pop, pop, up and see me
Gettin’ Sneaky
I’m Dirty in the extreme
And Darker than chocolate Ice cream
I Hate SEMPO, Bruce Clays Ethics, and Dougys Team

They see me linkin’
They laughin’
And rollin’ their eyes ‘cause I’m so blackhat and Dirty
Just because I’m blackhat and Dirty
Just because I’m blackhat and Dirty
All because I’m blackhat and Dirty
Holy cow, I’m blackhat and Dirty
I wanna bowl with
The White Hats
But, oh well, it’s obvious I’m blackhat and Dirty
Think I’m just too blackhat and Dirty
Think I’m just too blackhat and Dirty
I’m just too blackhat and Dirty
Look at me, I’m black and Dirty

Stay tuned for the New We Build Pages Song coming soon (with different lyrics and beat than the song above).
In case you never heard the old We Build Pages theme song, here’s a blast that just can’t seem to go away (MP3).

Comments

  1. Mcfly January 26, 2007 at 5:44 AM

    So you’re busy then……

  2. Jeremy Luebke January 26, 2007 at 12:33 PM

    Someone please please please please convert that to an MP3. I can’t sing or rap and have no music recording skill sor I would.

  3. Mark January 26, 2007 at 6:35 PM

    lol, that is the funniest thing I read today

  4. Hawaii SEO January 27, 2007 at 5:26 AM

    Yikes! – Don’t quit your day job. 😉

  5. Li Evans January 27, 2007 at 10:57 AM

    And here I thought it was safe to drink my OJ this morning, how wrong I was! LOL

    This is hilarious Jim! 🙂

    And yes – someone needs to convert this to an MP3!

  6. Shoemoney January 29, 2007 at 6:29 AM

    That’s so lame… You should just stick to handing out bung SEO advice instead.

  7. dave January 30, 2007 at 10:00 PM

    haha, bung.

  8. veronica February 2, 2007 at 12:51 PM

    hahh…you’re the weird al of seo

  9. Toby February 2, 2007 at 7:33 PM

    That is a great remix of the song!!

  10. Charles Richey February 8, 2007 at 8:14 PM

    LMAO. I threw you a link here: http://activerain.com/blogsview/41004/Too-funny

    Someone should put that to music, it would be a big hit at PubCon in November.

  11. gio February 12, 2007 at 9:37 AM

    hahahah…

  12. Bestmiler February 24, 2007 at 12:28 PM

    I see some potential for you in the rapping industry.

  13. osc August 12, 2007 at 11:50 PM

    LOL, too funny, cheers mate!

  14. Discovery August 22, 2007 at 9:09 PM

    This is so funny

  15. The Dog September 14, 2007 at 1:49 PM

    Hilarious.

    The only people who really make a distinction between blackhat and whitehat are cowboys and Indians and Matt Cutts.

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