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Sympathy for the SERP Chaser

Testing Testing, 1, 2, 3… We’re back!…. or should I say, I’m Back!

I thought I’d start with a song… why… cause I was singing this in my head on my way home from work this past friday… so why not let everyone else enjoy… yes, we will get more serious in the future.. and sometimes less serious… but it’s me… I hope you enjoy.

Sympathy for the SERP Chaser – done to Sympathy for the Devil

Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of content and links
I’ve been around for over 10 years
Getting every link that’s within my faith

And I was round when Yahoo and MSN
Were the Titans of the early search days
Made damn sure had Keyword-rich-urls
Because Yahoo loved them so much back then.

Pleased to meet you
Link Ninja Jim is my Name.
but what’s puzzling you
Is the color of my link game.

I stuck around for the Florida Dance
And I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the Brokers and the PageRanks Links
and came up with other linking techniques

I’d link deep
with good text to keep
To keep the SERPS changing
to make the sites take a leap.

pleased to meet you
Link Ninja is still my name, of yeah
Ah, what’s puzzling you
Is the color of my game, oh yeah

And I watch with glee
while you SEOs and SMM’s
do your social media chatting
On the profiles you made
I shouted out
What about the rankings?
When after all
it’s about trust and link text!

Let me please introduce myself
My company offers content and links
and I’m and SEO and a Link Ninja
But in rankings is where I put my faith

Pleased to meet you
Link Ninja is still my name, oh yeah
But what puzzling you
Is the color of my game, oh yeah
But what’s confusing you
Is the color of my game
Just as every Spam Engineer is an SEO
And all the Black hats are white
As Heads is Tails
Just call me SERP Chaser
Cause I’m in need of some SERP Placement

So if you meet me
I hope you’ll have something nice to say

Because we all want rankings.
for the sites we work for.

Pleased to meet you
Can you guess, I’m a link ninja just the same, um yeah
But what’s puzzling you
Is the color of my game, um mean it, get down.
Woo, Who
Oh yeah, Link it down
Oh Yeah
Oh Yeah!
Link me baby, what’s my ninja name
Link it Honey, guess my ninja name……


Ah… did I mention that we also updated last week?

It feels good to be back,

I’m Feeling Lucky Today!



7 Responses

  1. You crack me up. Welcome back, Jim. There really isn’t any problem w/ this song. Its just that the Stones are so old and creaky…they quite possibly could fall down while trying to sing this ditty.

    AKA localoptimizer on twitter

  2. Glad to see you back. Nothing like breaking the silence with a little amped up stones.

    Nice job on the site, BTW.

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