23 May 2006

Tuesday Night Link Spammer Fun.

Tuesday night Link Spammer Fun:

So this email landed in my inbox….I must be in a silly mood because I just responded for fun.

Dear Webmaster,

We are interested in exchanging links (indirect 3-way linking) with your site, http://www.webuildpages.com/.

Your link is already shown on our website,
http:// www. abc-online-casino.biz –/links/, category: Other > Computers & Internet. The details are as follows:

Name: Internet Marketing – Web Site Designer
URL: http://www.webuildpages.com/
Description: We build pages offers internet marketing and web site design services. Specializing in google. Want traffic?
Category: Other > Computers & Internet

In exchange we would like our site listed on your links page using the following details:

Name: online roulette
URL: http://www.  gamblingplanet  –.org/roulette.php
Description: Learn everything about roulette or play online!

We will check for reciprocation within the next few days.

If you have any other sites, we can swap links with those as well. Just
contact us.

Best regards,

Samuel Wagner
Webmaster

So I responded with:

Hi Samuel,
This sounds like the best idea I’ve heard in a long time!

I’ve added your link to our links page on webuildpages.com and I think I can get you a link from this page http://plato.stanford.edu/ as well. I’ll give you that link if you link to my site at www.kid-porn-and-wife-beating.com (will be live any day).

Here’s the info to help you out:

Name: Kid Porn and Wife Beating
URL:  http://www.kid-porn-and-wife-beating.com
Services: Hey yea, we’re crazy, it’s Kid Porn and wife beating.
Category: Other > Other > Other

Thanks Again,
Jimbo!

You ever F*&^% with link request people?

Comments

  1. jim May 23, 2006 at 9:13 PM

    I’ll link to kid-porn-and-wife-beating.com if you link to my site, little-old-lady-porn-and-equine-humor.com.

    Thanks. 🙂

  2. cape cod May 23, 2006 at 9:44 PM

    Good one Jim.

  3. Sohaib May 24, 2006 at 2:45 AM

    hahaha, that was fun! I never reply to those link exchange requests, seems like I have a reply now, if Jim grants me permission to use his reply :p

  4. IrishWonder May 24, 2006 at 8:29 AM

    Think they read the replies? They stick their stuff into software and just let it run…

  5. Jim May 24, 2006 at 11:14 AM

    IrishWonder…yea,I figure there’s a high chance of that….but just in case….but at least I felt good while I was doing it anyways 😉

  6. IrishWonder May 24, 2006 at 11:15 AM

    Hehe can’t blame you for that 😉

  7. Jim May 24, 2006 at 11:24 AM

    Hey….I just realized that there’s 2 Jim’s in here….the first comment is by Jim from bargaineering.com (Hi Jim!)…but my username is also Jim….shouldn’t wordpress not allow two people the same name?

  8. jim (bargaineering) May 24, 2006 at 1:03 PM

    Hey, yeah there are, maybe because i used a lower case j?

    actually, probably because i’m not a registered user…

  9. Jim May 24, 2006 at 1:54 PM

    ah yes!….and I’m not making people register to post now…ahhh.
    hum….Jim, I’m glad you’re a smart man…what would happen if some moron Jim started posting things….hehe…..guess If I see another Jim in the future I can add something to it…

    new rule….there can be only 1 “Jim” here …hehe.

  10. Kates May 26, 2006 at 9:07 PM

    They are reading the replies for sure. A friend and I had some fun reading one your reply to him. He sent an email offering to buy webuildpages.com and got a reply “Are you fucking high man?”. He then realized what webuildpages.com is. No he’s not the one buying, he was just provided by his boss links to send emails to.

  11. Jim May 26, 2006 at 9:25 PM

    Kates – Yea, that’s Great! I do remember that one I sent!
    Jim

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