09 Jan 2008

The Linker – done to The Gambler

The Linker – a spin-off of "The Gambler" (Kenny Rogers).

On a cold winters evenin at a Pubcon in Vegas,
I met up with the Linker; we were both too tired to sleep.
So we sat at a poker table, at the Wynn there in Vegas
and as he gathered a pile of chips, he began to speak.

He said, son, I’ve made a life out of linking peoples websites,
And by knowing what the links are worth for the links that I might get.
So if you don’t mind my sayin, I can see you’re short on rankings
For a taste of your jack and coke, I’ll give you some advice.

So I handed him my drink and he drank down my last swallow.
Then he lit a cigarette and asked me for an ashtray.
And the table got really quiet, and his face got a happy go lucky expression.
Said, if youre gonna link in this game, boy, ya gotta learn to link ’em right.

You got to know when to link em, know when to bait em,
Know when Matt’s talking FUD, and know when he’s got a gun.
You never count your backlinks or get hung up on Pagerank.
There’ll be time enough for countin when you’re number 1.

Now every linker knows that the secret to survivin
Is knowin not to piss off Google, so your rankings you can keep.
Cause some links can be winners, but the majority they are loosers.
And the best that you can hope for is ranking #1 even while you sleep.

So when he finished speakin, he turned back towards the table,
Crushed out his cigarette and headed to his suite.
And later in my hotel room, I thought about his strategies
And then I knew in my head, the links that I could reap.

You got to know when to link em, know when to bait em,
Know when Matt’s talking FUD, and know when he’s got a gun.
You never count your backlinks or get hung up on Pagerank.
There’ll be time enough for countin when you’re number 1.

You got to know when to link em, know when to bait em,
Know when Matt’s talking FUD, And when he’s holding a gun.
You never count your backlinks or get hung up on Pagerank.
There’ll be time enough for countin when you’re number 1.

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Hope ya enjoyed. Feel Free to give it a Sphinn.

Here’s some other SEO Songs I’ve written: Linking Dirty (Blackhat and Dirty)Don’t Show your Sites to Matt and even some We Build Pages theme songs.

 

Next week I’ll be doing a video about the "Ranking 6" phenomenon you’ve probably heard about. I’ll probably put a 5 minute teaser here on the blog, and put the full video analysis with my recommendations into the Internet Marketing Ninja Program.

I’m Feeling Lucky,
Jim

 

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