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  • Jim Boykin
    • Sympathy for the SERP Chaser

    • June 1, 2009 - Posted by Jim Boykin to Link Building, Search Engine Optimization
    • Testing Testing, 1, 2, 3… We’re back!…. or should I say, I’m Back!

      I thought I’d start with a song… why… cause I was singing this in my head on my way home from work this past friday… so why not let everyone else enjoy… yes, we will get more serious in the future.. and sometimes less serious… but it’s me… I hope you enjoy.

      Sympathy for the SERP Chaser – done to Sympathy for the Devil

      Please allow me to introduce myself
      I’m a man of content and links
      I’ve been around for over 10 years
      Getting every link that’s within my faith

      And I was round when Yahoo and MSN
      Were the Titans of the early search days
      Made damn sure had Keyword-rich-urls
      Because Yahoo loved them so much back then.

      Pleased to meet you
      Link Ninja Jim is my Name.
      but what’s puzzling you
      Is the color of my link game.

      I stuck around for the Florida Dance
      And I saw it was a time for a change
      Killed the Brokers and the PageRanks Links
      and came up with other linking techniques

      I’d link deep
      with good text to keep
      To keep the SERPS changing
      to make the sites take a leap.

      pleased to meet you
      Link Ninja is still my name, of yeah
      Ah, what’s puzzling you
      Is the color of my game, oh yeah

      And I watch with glee
      while you SEOs and SMM’s
      do your social media chatting
      On the profiles you made
      I shouted out
      What about the rankings?
      When after all
      it’s about trust and link text!

      Let me please introduce myself
      My company offers content and links
      and I’m and SEO and a Link Ninja
      But in rankings is where I put my faith

      Pleased to meet you
      Link Ninja is still my name, oh yeah
      But what puzzling you
      Is the color of my game, oh yeah
      But what’s confusing you
      Is the color of my game
      Just as every Spam Engineer is an SEO
      And all the Black hats are white
      As Heads is Tails
      Just call me SERP Chaser
      Cause I’m in need of some SERP Placement

      So if you meet me
      I hope you’ll have something nice to say

      Because we all want rankings.
      for the sites we work for.

      Pleased to meet you
      Can you guess, I’m a link ninja just the same, um yeah
      But what’s puzzling you
      Is the color of my game, um mean it, get down.
      Woo, Who
      Oh yeah, Link it down
      Oh Yeah
      Oh Yeah!
      Link me baby, what’s my ninja name
      Link it Honey, guess my ninja name……

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      Ah… did I mention that we also updated webuildpages.com last week?

      It feels good to be back,

      I’m Feeling Lucky Today!

      Jim

Comments

  1. Jill Whalen June 1, 2009 at 2:32 pm

    Welcome back, Jim!

  2. earlpearl June 1, 2009 at 2:33 pm

    You crack me up. Welcome back, Jim. There really isn’t any problem w/ this song. Its just that the Stones are so old and creaky…they quite possibly could fall down while trying to sing this ditty.

    AKA localoptimizer on twitter

  3. Esoos Bobnar June 1, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    Stoked to see the blog is back in action.

    Now do “Wild Horses” :)

  4. Martijn June 1, 2009 at 10:36 pm

    Good to see you back jim :)
    Nice update on the site!

  5. Cameron June 2, 2009 at 6:17 am

    Glad to see you back. Nothing like breaking the silence with a little amped up stones.

    Nice job on the site, BTW.

  6. Kim Krause Berg June 2, 2009 at 7:59 am

    Raising my lighter to you, Jim! :)
    You coulda chose “You Can’t Always Get What You Want”…which is my usability theme song, LOL

  7. Saurabh June 2, 2009 at 10:19 pm

    hi..welcome back.. its wonderfully written. i really like it.thanks for sharing .

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